I started a new category today, named after the world’s best Chaos Theorist, Ian Malcolm.
What happened that spawned the creation of the “one big pile of shit” category? Seattle Seahawks player and totally not-a-homophobe Chris Clemons tweeted about the selfishness of gay athletes coming out publicly. Specifically, Clemons tweeted regarding the gay’s coming out in sports: “I’m not against anyone but I think it’s a selfish act. They just trying to make themselves bigger than the team.” And, “No one said anything about be a homophobic. I just think something’s should be left at home.”
This is probably fair, because like most NFL players, Chris Clemons probably always leaves his heterosexual preferences at home.
That was it. I was so fucking annoyed by this tweet that, five hours later, I’m starting a new section of the blog for things that have no other description than the simple statement: That is one big pile of shit.